Some time ago, I’ve turned to my Facebook page and asked you guys the question: “What do you want me to write about”? Of course life became busy and after a few months I stopped writing about your suggestions. But I actually really liked writing about stuff you want to read about, so I just decided to start again. Easy as that. Because I am the boss of this blog. Duh.
My dear friend Judith asked me to write about “Kim Kardashian and other stuff that you have no interest in”. Since I am very fond about lists, this blog will be a list. Because I am the boss of this blog. Without further ado, here is that list. Of things I have no interest in.
Indeed I have no interest in Kim Kardashian. From what I can see and read, I don’t think she is a very intelligent person. I’m not sure if I can talk to her about nuclear reactors or climate changes. I am on the other hand very interested in Scott Disick, because he is funny as hell.
Please don’t hate me, dear world. I just don’t feel a connection with most dogs on this planet. It’s because of a simple reason: dogs smell bad. I don’t like to smell bad. I don’t like to pet dogs, because then my hands will smell bad. If the dog in question is small and doesn’t smell, I am his or her best friend tho.
Never has anything bored me more than math. I know it’s good for you and your education and bla bla bla, but math sucks you guys. It makes me yawn.
I am extremely afraid of heights. That’s why I have absolutely no interest in mountain climbing. Which sucks, because you can do a lot of great mountain climbing in Malaysia. But it’s not fun for anyone if I keep crying all the way up.
It just never fascinated me man. When I was around six years old, we learned knitting at school. Already was I bored and did not pay attention in class. I would secretly hide a book somewhere on my leg and pretend to be focussed on the kitting wear, but was actually reading. I was such a badass.
Why on earth would you collect stamps and put them all together in a book instead of putting them on an envelope you want to send to somewhere in the world? Like, what is the fun of licking on the back of a stamp and gluing it to a piece of paper? Can anyone please elaborate?
I just don’t get it. The end.